Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
FYI - Donβt go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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