thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
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I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
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I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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