Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
