I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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