angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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