i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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