sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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