Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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