I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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