Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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