woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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