i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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