Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
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You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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