Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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