even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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