Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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