Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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