Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Randomize
