Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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