i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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