I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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