She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I supernannyed him into submission
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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