Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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