Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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