He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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