Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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