It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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