Me too!
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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