Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
