Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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