:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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