i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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