i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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