he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
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I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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