ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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