youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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