I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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