would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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