been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.