It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I deserve this hangover.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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