It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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