When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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