just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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