He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
