If i come over, it means nothing
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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