oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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