Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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