on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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