is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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