gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?