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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa

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(401): Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa http://tfl.nu/h6ux

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On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.

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You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously

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(214): On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi. (1-214): You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously http://tfl.nu/z61a

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(503): View more from Oregon

I peed while puking? Even better

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Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are

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(503): I peed while puking? Even better (1-503): Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are http://tfl.nu/zcfc

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(303): View more from Colorado

i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.

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(303): i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado. http://tfl.nu/h7dy

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."

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(403): During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch." http://tfl.nu/35ko

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(971): View more from Oregon

the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?

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(971): the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together? http://tfl.nu/xjvt

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(203): View more from Connecticut

yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

when did we get a doorman?

(203): View more from Connecticut

we were also in the wrong building...

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(203): yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman. (508): when did we get a doorman? (203): we were also in the wrong building... http://tfl.nu/c2ke

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(319): View more from Iowa

You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many

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(319): You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many http://tfl.nu/z652

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(478): View more from Georgia

I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.

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(478): I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths. http://tfl.nu/2srv

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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.

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(603): Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college. http://tfl.nu/nve2

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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester

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(662): Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester http://tfl.nu/mao5

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.

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(732): I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour. http://tfl.nu/7icu

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(651): View more from Minnesota

People are yelling about how much they want you here.

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I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.

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(651): People are yelling about how much they want you here. (563): I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled. http://tfl.nu/lpre

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It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.

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(763): It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award. http://tfl.nu/a9wc

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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.

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(770): You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of. http://tfl.nu/9xxo

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