: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS