And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
