You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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