It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i love accidental penises.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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