I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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